
I want to read you o the beach soaking in too many UV rays!

You're dangerous Kitchenaid mixer! I make one thing in you and suddenly I've gained four pounds. How many rolls did I eat?!

I'll just pay the overdraft fee in advance!
Grizzly wintergreen tobacco how I hate you! You smell awful, you ruin our pictures, you use all the bottles I plan to recycle you spill in the seats, you cause trips late night night out of the way to sketchy gas stations, did I mention you smell horrible and make me gag?! I hate you, you're not welcome in our life!
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